Beigel Bakery
159 Brick Lane,
London E1 6SB
I did say, a couple of posts ago, that living in Shoreditch wasn't really for me. Financing-wise, I mean.
Well, this means that I spent 5 months living a 5-minute walk away from Brick Lane but in the other, 'let's pretend this place doesn't exist' direction - Whitechapel, that is. I still had the single bed (creaky enough to prevent any form of uncouth exercise), with just enough space around it to squeeze in my collection of vintage fur jackets, cutoff 501's and scuffed men's shoes (so I could dress the part when venturing into the cool side). At least though, it wasn't £600. Just, you know, £500. And the hot water worked most of the time.
With the remaining £12 a month I found in my pocket, I quite often chose to feed myself in the area, and there really is a number of delicious places to do so. If the feeding happens around 2am however, the number of available places drops quite a bit and I found myself walking up Brick Lane many a night (do not ask me what I was doing up at that time), to a little shop near the top of the street, lit up through the night, and with seemingly random rush hours.
Now first of all, there are two of these shops. One, ours, is called (as you might have guessed) Beigel Bake. The other, I believe, is Bagel Shop. Beigel Bake is the good stuff, I tell you. Not that I have ever been to the other side, but my first visit to Brick Lane was about 5 years ago, in the company of a family of dark curly hair and a good Rosen-something name, and thus the authority necessary to make such sweeping bagel-related statements as 'that other one, it's the devil'. If further proof were needed, 'the other one' sells ham. Surely not an accepted bagel-filling if the place's history was properly respected.
The place is an institution, and rightly so. They're not famous for their smiling service, but as the entire thing will last about 8 seconds it's not much of a problem. Bagels are fresh, fillings are plentiful and the hot salt beef is tender and perfect with tear-inducing Hellman's mustard. The bread is said to be delicious and though I have never taken the plunge into the artery-clogging cheesecakes, they seem to be popular. But my very favourite thing to do, at 2am on a Tuesday night, is to hand over a £1 coin in exchange for a simple cream cheese bagel that knocks a Dunkin' Donuts out of the park - and I'm a full 50% American.

